it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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