party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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