Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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