Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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