party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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