I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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