whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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