I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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