Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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