So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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