He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
You smell like stripper and shame
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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