his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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