Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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