we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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