Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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