I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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