Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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