She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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