Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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