so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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