How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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