Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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