Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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