white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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