We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Of course I have a pirate flag
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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