I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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