Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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