I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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