It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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