doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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