Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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