i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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