no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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