Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
look no pants
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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