you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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