Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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