remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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