I wanna bring you to show and tell
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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