There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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