Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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