I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
