Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I enjoy the company of your penis
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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