I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
