A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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