Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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