physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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