Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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