This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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