I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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