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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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