My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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