I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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